Quote of the day:
Don't be like a Carebear, don't just stare.
or something like that.

-Miss Karin Wong, current home tutor of 2/8.

Okay, I've forgotten what else to blog about.

Oh, Ms Palai talked about blogs today! I think she read my journal. I don't know. But I was surprised she reads our blogs. But I think... To not get yourself into trouble, if you really have to bitch about someone on the net, use fake names? use reallyreallycommon names? like ashley? xDD. If not... then just swear and curse but don't put his/her name. It's dangerous, trust me. :D I've learnt my lesson.

Andddddddddddddddd, I really forgotten what I wanted to blog about. Nothing great happened recently. Oh yah, I like Ms Kaur cause she thinks shouting sucks. Totally agree. Waiting for the one day when my mom still stop doing that. When will my mom be as matured? xD.

MUNMUN'S-TENNIS-DREAM-FUND. :D
I'm not begging. But if you feel extra rich tomorrow, why not donate? xD.



I HAVE TO CHIONG.
I HAVE TO CHIONG.
I HAVE TO CHIONG...
on my studies. :/
Jiayous Munmun! I know you're awesome and you know it too, everybody knows that. :D
I believe you can do it. I believe in you, many people too. :D He and she and he and she and they!

Split-personality?

RANDOM.

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?' 'Yep,' the wife replied, 'in-laws.' (source)

My brother has a teacher called "Mr Abcd Gonzales" in vs. Cool eh. I'll name my son EFG. xD.

Click to enlarge.








(source)



(source)
Click to enlarge. It is really really disgusting, and I'd suggest you don't read it actually. It's about this woman who fucked a lobster and then died.

sucksucksuck.



oh, and this!

you have to click to read. (source)

CHARLIEISSOCOOLLIKE?

asdfghjkl. I SHALL GO ON A DIET!

I want tennis. I want tennis. I want tennis.

The homely girl meets the stunningly awesome man.

Class was talking about Ms Palai's nationality...
Darrell: Singapore is an all-coloured nation.
Destin: Yah, got yellow, got purple.
Xueming: Huh? Where got purple?
Darrell: *pointing at the screen(flower)* There, purple.

-.- Funny like dawg mans.

Okay, home tutor's Ms Karin Wong. I think she's quite okay lah, but compared to Ms Ong... (Okay, no comparisons.) I was actually hoping for Mr Yap... (Oh, and I saw him at parkway parade the other day!)

Okay, sleeping soon.

Wongs are awesome people. :D
Angs are laggy people. :D
Tans are... Gays, -just gays. :DD

Woke up early. Typed out english. Saved everything in the thumbdrive. Waited for 17. Gossiped with Alicia. Met the girls. Had lessons. Written down notes for chinese. Had kfc for lunch. Joked. Laughed. Teased. Usual clique/jiemeis. :D

School's busy. Choir's like not as fun anymore... I miss the seniors. Yeah, it's dead-er.

Okay, sleeping soon.

I want to learn tennis! It's like my dream now. But if you don't know, none of my (great) dreams came true. Yah, like the Cambodia Trip... So I don't really believe in wishes; (and you'd find crap in my profile). I am trying to save for it. But it's not easy leh. Sian. I think I'll have to give it up again.

And Kelly's my Home Econs partner! That's so omg. She doesn't work. And that sucks. Okay, nevermind.

I bought a rose and I hung it on my bag! I'm already prepared to meet gay comments and remarks. I'll just put the blame on Ashley. :D It's purple. Ashley's pride. :D

Oh... lastly, I want an English name. (No, it's not cause of that Audition incident -.-) But I think it'd be good to have one easy-to-pronounce name. So people won't mispronounce it, and... Basically I just think it'd be more convenient for my job in the future?

Yeah, and I need ideas. I think nobody will read this post.

Crowns are awesome things.

Enlighten me, somebody.



I've been given the wrong name. But, it's still ridiculous. (previous post).

Audition is not the place... for now. I'll meet some suckers. -.-

OKAY. LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT IT. BLOG ABOUT SOMETHING HAPPY, MUN MUN!
(wtf, mun mun is my name, fyi.)

OKAY, STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

Annoying shit, I'm off to do some work.

Remind me to find Albin tomorrow, thanks.

Oh, please.
Tell me what's wrong with same names.

Seriously, I just got scolded with "no hair" and "noob dog", and I have no idea what that means.

I have hair. On my head. (That's lame, but apparently I DO HAVE HAIR.)
I may be a newbie in Audtion, but I am not a dog.

Mun Mun may be a UNIQUE name. But that doesn't mean there's only ONE-in the whole world. So you're going to swear at every person who is in the same school as your jie?

Come on lah, grow up lah. You don't just use "fuck" at any stranger who has the same name as your jie. Even your jie didn't say anything.

I have nothing to say. Seriously irritated. Grow up, please.

MY NAME IS WONG MUN MUN. What else do you want me to say?

Fyi, maybe you swear at everybody you see. But I have never heard of such things. Maybe it's new to me.

Sucker, so this is the 21st century. People curse when they see same names. Amazing.
My apologies for this post, folks. I just don't understand how some people think.

What do we live for?
I can't answer.


Love.

/From Seehwee:

Rules and Regulation of this quiz:

1) People who have been tagged must write their answers on their blogs & replace any question that they dislike with a new question formulated by themselves.
2) Tag 6 people to do this quiz and those who are tagged cannot refuse. These people must state who they were tagged by and continue this game by sending it to other people those people must state who they are tagged by & cannot tag the person whom they were tagged by.



# Who're you idols?
{} Wong Yew Kok, and, er.. Mr Yap? Oh, and.. Chessil? Lols. And definitely Jia Wen!

# If your lover betrays you, what would be your reaction?
{} Curse? -.-

# If you had 3wishes, what will that be?
{} Go to my profile.

# Did you ever think to yourself and wonder if you’re really real?
{} Am I real?

# Are you afraid of what lies ahead of you?
{} Not really. I don't even know what's gonna happen.

# Which is more blessed, loving someone or being loved by someone?
{} I think... Ask Jocelyn.

# How long do you intend to wait for someone you really love?
{} Wait till my O's are over.

# If the person you secretly liked is already attached, what would you do?
{} Study.

# Is there anything that made you unhappy these days?
{} Yeah, boredom, homework, and home.

# Have you ever not been able to get someone out of your head?
{} .

# Who are currently the most important people to you?
{} Friends.

# Have you ever wanted someone but you knew you couldn’t?
{}

# What’s the ideal perfect relationship to you?
{} An ideal perfect relationship have must have a guy. And also a girl.

# Are you happy with your life?
{} Contented.

# What type of friends do you like?
{} H3F. Sheila. Xinyi. Yaozhong. Marilyn. Kaiyun. Friends like them.

# Do you often wish that there is something you could change?
{} Yes, there are many things I'd like to change.

# During raining day, would you like a guy to walk with you or to shelter you?
{} I would be desperate for an umbrella.

# What would be the thing you dislike most?
{} There are many things.

# What would you notice about people of different gender?
{} Errr, I don't know?

6 people who are tagged by me :
; Weilin
; Vanetta
; Fiona
; Marilyn
; Yaozhong
; Hetty

I'm not forcing. But it'd be good. And I know some people like Vanetta won't do. -.-

School is starting on Monday! That sucks.

End of holidays. T.T
Sadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsadsad.
Okay, holidays were boring, but I had a lot of playing time.

Now it's back to work. Aww. -.- Back to the normal school life. Back to the busy schedule. Yucks.

Anyway, school's building this indoor sports stadium, (our school is so small already) and the CIOs are taking the choir room. And omg, omg, curse CIO. xD. Jk.

Okay, and I saw Ms Ong! With her specs and her family. She looked so old matured.

Oh, lastly, I did all my homework without copying okay! (Not like manymanypeople.) :D And I am going to work on my Chinese.

Changing URL! :D

I just realised something about me:

My body needs the (high) sugar content in me, or I'd get headache. (That's bloody cool.)

My mom has this "illness" or whatyou'dcallit too. Thus I have an excuse to eat all sweets and chocolates. Ahahahaha, laopa, I win, beat that mans. It also means that, I was born to be fat. Exactly like my dad. Noooooo, okay, nevermind.

Fat people are awesome. Thin people lag a lot. (Right, weilin?)

Change topic.


I have a lot to complain. Skip this.
you know, my best friends are like so so so -, they gossip in front of me, and they pretend tehy're not gossiping when they are, and weilin makes it so damn obvious. -.- then i also tried to pretend i hear nothing, (this time they were smarter, they were using phones.) but i believe even ashley could sense something's wrong. -.- funny lah.
hello, i don't like any senior, or junior, or any alumni.

Funny like dawg.

Oh yeah, a big thank you to dear Kai Yun, Yunnie. :D For helping me to photocopy the homework. Totally saved my life. Thank you everybody, for making the effort as well.. Eugene, Fiona, Vanetta, Weilin...

Recently, I've been obsessed with Beat up 8-key! (Yeah, I'm talking about Audition, laggard.)

p/s I AM LOOKING FOR STUDY MATES !

things would have been so much easier. i could have completely forgotten you.

Coffee Advertisement? -.-

Yesterday was a screwed Father's Day.

After our brunch, we(3 kids) were ordered to help out with my aunt's new house. Yeah, so we were there, when our parents were somewhere having fun shopping for clothes. -.- We moved things, and painted. Whoa, I've never painted a house!

The first father we saw was Jason Tan Ah Gong, but he scolded us, unreasonably. And screw up the morning.

Then we laboured.

When we get back, guess what happened.

*I don't think I'll have kids in future. I'll probably marry some impotent guy. Or feed him pills to make him impotent. Then I won't have kids.
Okay, kidding.

Zzz. The little monsters at home actually plucked out the 'ctrl' key and the 'alt' key from the lappy. And it takes more than 100 bucks to repair. (It might be peanuts to your rich daddy, but it's totally different for my dad.) Besides, it's Fathers' Day.

Yeah I'm going to have this phobia of kids. They throw their toy cars into the toilet bowl, they draw on their OWN laptop screen(the kids one). Okay, I know, they're kids.



hard gay, to change topic.


Yeah, after that we proceeded to my another aunt's house. Ate a lot. -.- Then had dinner nearby for the Fathers.


All the fathers weren't happy. Grandpa's tired from all the work. Pa's forking out 100 bucks for the lappy. Zzz.

No wonder people regard Mothers' Day more than Fathers' Day.

Okay, enough of complaints. Fathers' Day dedication on next post.

How was your day today?
*happy 444th post! :D*

What Mun Mun Means

You are confident, self assured, and capable. You are not easily intimidated. You master any and all skills easily. You don't have to work hard for what you want. You make your life out to be exactly how you want it. And you'll knock down anyone who gets in your way! You are a very lucky person. Things just always seem to go your way. And because you're so lucky, you don't really have a lot of worries. You just hope for the best in life. You're sometimes a little guilty of being greedy. Spread your luck around a little to people who need it. You are very intuitive and wise. You understand the world better than most people. You also have a very active imagination. You often get carried away with your thoughts. You are prone to a little paranoia and jealousy. You sometimes go overboard in interpreting signals.

SWIM FOREVER IN THE POOL!


Lol, it's a fake pool.


the sohotsohot charlie.


hilarious. heroes parody.
AWAY!

retro! :D
imeem was on pms today, i think.

Wouldn't it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldn't have to wait so long
And wouldn't it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong

You know its gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together

Wouldn't it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through

Happy times together we've been spending
I wish that every kiss was neverending
Wouldn't it be nice

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
Baby then there wouldn't be a single thing we couldn't do
We could be married
And then we'd be happy

Wouldn't it be nice

You know it seems the more we talk about it
It only makes it worse to live without it
But lets talk about it
Wouldn't it be nice

Good night my baby
Sleep tight my baby

Wouldn't it be nice?

Vanetta calls me Darbillamam.
Weilin calls me Ah慢. -.-
Yaozhong calls me Dummy. -.-
Pileofshit calls me Classic. -.-
Jathon calls me M-square. -.-
Yensoon calls me Bun bun. -.-
Okay I can't think of the rest.

闷！

1=5
2=25
3=125
4=625
5= ?

Okay it's lame. But I'm BORED!

BOREDDDDDDD !

Hello everybody.

Today is a good day.

I had fun.

Thank you for reading.

:D

That's five lines! :D

Apple round, apple big.
Apple juicy, apple sweet.
Apple apple, I love you.
Apple sweet, I love to eat.

I learnt a new song today. :D

CHICKEN DINNER!

PICTURES DAY! :D

Monty Hall Problem.
The movie, coming out soon, 21. It talked about this problem. And after reading a post from Xiaxue's blog, (She once blogged about it.) I have decided it's a really cool problem/strategy.

Suppose you're on a game show, and you're given the choice of three doors: Behind one door is a car; behind the others, goats. You pick a door, say No. 1, and the host, who knows what's behind the other doors, opens another door, say No. 3, which has a goat. He then says to you, 'Do you want to pick door No. 2?' Would you switch?

Try this.

To put it simply.. Behind a door is a car. There are 3 doors. You chose Door No. 1. The host reveals Door No. 2. (Goat) Would you switch?

The answer is YES, YOU SHOULD. If you always switch doors after Monty Hall reveals a goat, then your odds of winning are two-in-three, or 66.7 percent on average. If you keep your original choice, your chances of winning are just one-in-three, or 33 percent on average. That seems weird, because after Monty reveals a goat, there are two closed doors left, and it might seem as if there should be a 50-50 chance that the car is behind either door.

Don't understand? You'd think after one door is revealed, your chances of getting the car is 50-50 right?

No, wrong!
After one door is opened, the chances of switching is 2/3!



Still don't get it? Okay, I give up. It's not easy to be like Xiaxue or Ben Campbell to explain this strategy. Read this, or this. Try it, again, if you still don't believe.


Okay, enough of science/maths/whatever.


Anyway, I left my file in 1/8 classroom. The file that has my everything. Homework, baby photos, ms ong's photo, choir scores, everything. God doesn't want me to do my homework. I'm praying that the classroom won't be locked today, Eugene's helping me check. Omgxzxzxxz.


I went to Weilin's house yesterday. Slacked. Watched The Island. Kai yun was there too! But she was sick. Hope she gets well. And at night, we took retarded photos. The two of them freaked me out! One kept grabbing my hair after like every three minutes. The other one wears red and refuse to tie her hair.





Tried to upload The Island on crunchyroll. But I'm worried that they'd "license" the movie or something like that. And it's very slow, very very. I'll try again later.

Oh yah, I AM IN MY CLASS TEE! I'm like really proud of it. (Though I think it's ugly.) Nevermind, I'll bug my next year home tutor. Just hope that next year I won't have any classmates whose relatives work in that industry. (No offense uh, Wanqing!) The weird thing is that Yaozhong is also in his class tee. He copies me, tsk! No originality.

I had a good time talking with Marilyn. She's nice! She calls me her Morning Girlfriend. Cool eh? Though a little gay. But she's Marilyn. xD. Bitched with her for a while, and now she's sleeping. -.-

I'm itching for Audition already. Vanetta's there already! Don't be jealous aites?

Er, I'm trying my best to not go for any movies. I am saving money! Right now, I don't know what I'm saving for. But it's good to save money! Save for the future!

IMEEEM NOW! (I don't have any blog songs now.)

My 8-year-old cousin (Keith)'s favourite song.


Old Jay Chou song.


I'm supposed to memorise the lyrics of this song. (:


Hey my friend. :D

Press the play button! Don't be lazy. :D

that's all, for now. :D

Do things that make you happy.

Today's another normal day. Yeahhhh! No school, finally.

Still went out to meet those two girls. I see them like everyday. -.- Holidays and schooldays, no difference. They must be so honoured. Right Weilin/Vanetta? :D They saw my hair. God. Okay, and we saw Sophia. xD.

I saw this really nice pair of shades. It was really really nice. Really.

Er, and I wore my hat. :D And I bought slippers? Er, that's all? Lols.


Will blog again.

And, the next thing, will be that I'm going to have pimples.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

I WANT TO SLEEP.

wtf. wtf. wtf.

我要杀人！

fuckfuckfuck. My hair's like super duper super duper ugly. And I have nothing to say already. Ahhhhh, I've been cursing the auntie. Ahhhhh, I've been swearing A LOT. Ahhhhh, but it's really omg. My hair spells R-E-G-R-E-T.

Wooooooooots. Now the only solution is to wear the cap, wherever I go. I mean it eh, I can already imagine Vanetta and Weilin laughing at me. Don't talk about the rest.

I SHALL SLEEP NOW AND JUST FORGET ABOUT MY FUCKING HAIR.

Ahhhh, Munmun's not well now. You disturb her and you'll go to hell. Ahhhhhh.

I shall kill anybody who attempts to touch my hat. Or hair.

Woooooooooooooooooots.

I swear I'll change it, soon. :D